February 2012
coniglio-assassino:
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adriofthedead:
doctorscience:
princessnecrophilia:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the…
I just want to...
simonwang:
party brock is in the house tonight
wiirdo:
adorablyrotten:
idontwanttobeawaiter:
dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite
they never make any good movies
mmmhmm all their movies suck
no emotional centerpiece at all nope
or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes
and they have no aesthetic appeal at all
yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right
yeah...
Imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke...
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Tumblr community: Everyone is beautiful!
Tumblr community: Unless you're skinny
wooskie:
roses are red violets are blue
let’s split up, gang let’s split up, gang
let’s split up, gang
just me, daphne and velma
all alone
i’ll tell you what else will be splitting tonight their vaginas
let’s split up gang
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connor introduced me to dragon ball z
i never watched dragon ball z as a child don’t hate
but now i see what i missed out on.
we watch like 8 episodes a day
3 tags
a post about the hunger games
it was one of the stupidest books i’ve ever read
peeta was such a wimp omg how could katniss ever like him
probably cuz she’s as lame as he is
ugghhhhghghh the book could have been so much better
Teacher: A long time ago, people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: What?
Me: A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And, although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Teacher:
Me: But I believe Aang can save the world.
"HURR HURR I WILL CORRECT THE SPELLING OF SOMEONE...
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
*retarded
comfortdeluxe:
EVERYTHING is so CLEAR!
I CAN SEE!!!!
I
CAN
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me yesterday
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